You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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