when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
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