How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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