I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
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