somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
This is the high leading the old right now
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
We don't watch enough power rangers
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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