i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
Randomize