Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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