So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
Accidentally mixed my gin with cold brew coffee instead of cranberry juice. It’s bad. But I’ll finish it. Never leave a fallen soldier.
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