we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
Randomize
