you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
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