Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
I'm like, not good at living.
Randomize
