I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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