If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
...so i touched it.
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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