summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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