I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
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