Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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