I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
Randomize
