Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
I just gift wrapped bread.
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
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