i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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