Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
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