so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
The greatest thing of my life happened today. I took a shit and it formed a smiley face. It's going to be a fucking fantastic day.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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