Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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