don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
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