someone owes me an orgasm
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
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