Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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