ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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