you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
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