Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
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