Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
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