When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
Can I color on your dick again?
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
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