it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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