So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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