Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
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