Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
whose ass print is on the piano?
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
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