White coat. Heels.
I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
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