We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
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