I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
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