Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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