why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
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