im drinking this country out of the recession.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
Randomize