What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
I think people are normalizing furries
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
Randomize
