It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
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