My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Randomize
