Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
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