Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

Sorry Didgeridan hasn't picked any favorites yet.

ADVERTISEMENT

(517): View more from Michigan

They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."

Fav 3 2229 797
share tweet
(503): View more from Oregon

The verizon commercial has a magical pinata. Candy just keeps coming out. It must be a portal to a candy universe.

Fav 42 6364 902
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(609): View more from New Jersey

So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before

Fav 24 1129 11071
share tweet
(248): View more from Michigan

Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?

(1-248): View more from Michigan

Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.

Fav 41 9811 1750
share tweet
(903): View more from Texas

I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"

Fav 5 998 2460
share tweet
(407): View more from Florida

I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.

Fav 29 4045 1149
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(636): View more from Missouri

That dog was the best thing i ever touched

Fav 8 1126 889
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(806): View more from Texas

You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.

Fav 1 859 538
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(330): View more from Ohio

lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes

Fav 0 58 20
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT