I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
The air was thick with penises
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
I was THIS CLOSE. But drunk me wanted to play those washboard abs with a spoon, like an actual washboard. Apparently that hurts, so I just squished it out at home alone.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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