also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Randomize
