Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
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