There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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