all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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