I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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