If I had a nickel for every time I've used a condom, I'd have... two nickels.
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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