Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize