He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
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