I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
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