problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
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